i pressed alt + reblog button
THIS IS VERY DANGEROUS
Me: what are you reading?
Her: nothing
Me: seriously what are you reading?
Her: I will never tell anyone what I am reading
Me: ARE YOU READING TWILIGHT?
She starts laughing/crying as I beat her with Bram Stoker’s Dracula
I love this so much that I reblog every time it comes on my dash
*breaks the Elder Wand*
THAT IS MAHOGANY!!
Maybe she was born with it, maybe it’s OFWGKTA

LOOOOL